Mark Lazerus is my favorite and he should be yours too
Regular season: I’m not a fan of that player but I respect his skills and he seems like a decent human being.
Playoffs: DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE I’MA BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU SCORE AGAIN
U KNO WHEN YOU LOVE A PLAYER SO FUCKING MUCH EVERY TIME U SEE THEM OR HEAR THEIR NAME YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT AND YOUR BREATH CATCHES AND YOUR HEART SWELLS WITH SO MUCH LOVE UNTIL YOU FEEL LIKE IT’S GONNA BURST INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES AND GODDAmn
THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
"Hup hup hup hup"
Toews & Kane celebrate after Toews scores. Hawks up 1-0 on the Blues.
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG